Twitter Archive

Twitter is going so great nowadays that it has become painful to use in a browser. My feed is now crawling with suggested content and creepy ads. I am guessing that Mr. Musk doesn’t have the physical time to do all the content moderation himself… Tweetbot and other 3rd party apps are still an option, for now at least.

Still, for these and other reasons, i’ve decided to deactivate my account. I guess i’ll go back to old-fashioned newsletters for the iOS stuff i was reading on Twitter.

Reading tweets sometimes inspired me to write my own. Most of them were jokes but i also posted photos that i wanted to share with the world. I think all that deserves to live here, until something better comes along.

Old philosopher consumed by questions like 'Where do we come from?' and 'Why are we here?' quick to forget parents had regular intercourse

7:55 PM · Mar 7, 2022

Humanity setting new records during Winter Olympics, mostly in the child exploitation department. #KamilaValieva

5:05 PM · Feb 15, 2022

Crypto.com Football Division Pro League Pringles Cup match suspended after fans enter pitch to democratically complain about length of division name

5:02 PM · Dec 6, 2021

Sporadic Slack work conversation celebrated with invitation to connect on LinkedIn

3:13 PM · Nov 29, 2021

SecondLife board members wake up to another day of not being aquired by Facebook.

1:29 PM · Oct 29, 2021

“You vape?” voted best conversation opener at work, 3rd year in a row.

10:20 AM · Oct 14, 2021

New unit of measure announced: 1 jeremyclarkson equal to one Tesla over one old-timer.

12:09 AM · Aug 20, 2021

Why use the mute button when you can actively participate with blurry/missing hair and audible breath?

9:34 AM · Aug 18, 2021

i think it's pretty clear where the market is headed to. i'm putting all my savings into NFTs

6:11 PM · Mar 6, 2021

Student not happy about online schooling during newly announced lockdown. 'It is just not the same, to bully someone on a screen.'

9:56 PM · Dec 15, 2020

what is this QA-non thing? is it a group of disgruntled software testers tired of manual testing? I hear they’re worshipping at the altar of the Test Pyramid

10:40 AM · Sep 11, 2020

What is this alternative medicine? Is it like alternative rock or something

8:37 PM · May 25, 2020

Utrecht en omstreken #ricoh #GR1

7:00 PM · Jan 19, 2020

#konicabigmini #fujipro400h #shootfilm #Amsterdam

10:01 PM · Dec 14, 2019